i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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