so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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