i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
