You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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