Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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