Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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