Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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