You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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