you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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