Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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