I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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