Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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