So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize
