dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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