if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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