I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
