i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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