3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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