no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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