giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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