I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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