Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I supernannyed him into submission
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