Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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