Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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