Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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