You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
What drink are we having for lunch?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
