Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
They have beer where we have blood.
Drunk is not a location!
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