are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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