you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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