that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Shame is for Republicans.
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