sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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