I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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