we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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