his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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