wat bout pragnant strippers??
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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