how do flat chested girls get laid?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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