either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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