Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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