Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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