Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
