I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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