**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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