I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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