i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Your dad touched me again.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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