how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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