He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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