You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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