Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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