dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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