We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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