Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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