Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Michael Bay diarrhea
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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