I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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