My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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