If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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