But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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