My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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