need another drink. this is the easiest way
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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