; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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