I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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